Sunday, January 11, 2009
Roger looks like a cute kid. I like him a lot. He' an elf, whose great grandmother was a giant, giant have since be exterminated in this universe in an ethnic cleansing (if you're confused to what i mean, just imagine if hitler had achieved what he set out to do. it's a terrible thought) anyways he is an elf (one of the races in this little universe that was created with a friend) and he is also a little mentally handicapped, aka retarded. He doesn't let that get in his way too much though. He is what is known as "mildly retarded" he has a job he loves people and he'd pretty much normal except for the fact he is very slow (think a little faster than forest gump!) He is from Miami and the oldest brother of six little sisters, all of which have brains that work at full mental capacity! They love their big brother, he was always good to protect them from the boogie man and thunderstorms (which they had to sit through a lot of living in florida), especially with a lack of father around (he'd died do to cardiac arrest when their mother was pregnant with the youngest of the little girls). After he managed to graduate high school he left his lovely souther east coast to move to the seattle area, now he must learn to get use to the cold and living on his own. He started to get tattooed and work out so that he sort of looked the part of stupid. He prefer people thought he was a meat head or a dumb punk than realize he's retarded. it worked pretty well. Unfortunately after another friend discovered his mental capacity he felt very lonely, and after talking it over with a very stupid friend who said " dude your life sucks, why haven;t you killed yourself yet? lol" he took his advice and attempted suicide. All was not in sad though. It was in the psyche wing of the hospital where he was evaluated that he met the little chubby love of his life. All in all, trying to die was the best thing he had ever done.